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(no subject) [Jan. 11th, 2011|09:27 am]

hi guys! Long time no post!

Last night I dreamed that I was working at a hospital, and someone was giving me a tour, which included the elevators. There were two normal elevators, and then right next to them was the "old" elevator. Instead of being on a pulley system, the old elevator was on two pneumatic arms like the head of a steam shovel, so every time it switched floors it would pull away from the side of the building, and then reattach to the building at a higher or lower point. It also had an old wood-burning stove in it that had at one point been turned into a newspaper vending machine, but it hadn't been filled with newspapers for a long time so it was mostly just used as a bench.

In addition to the old elevator, the hospital also featured a hidden pizza parlor, which had been built in a maintenance area between two floors, and the only way to get to it was to stop one of the two normal elevators between floors. Everyone said that their pizza was really good, and I had a coupon for a free pizza or something from them, so I was trying to track down a man dressed as a giant banana, who was one of the only two people in the hospital who had a key that could be used to stop the elevator at the pizza parlor.
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Sifting through my childhood [Oct. 22nd, 2008|10:45 am]

I posted this elsewhere, but I want to preserve it for posterity's sake.

Sifting through the remnants of childhood.Collapse )
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weirdness dreamness [Oct. 14th, 2008|12:25 pm]

been having lots of odd dreams lately.

Last night I dreamed that I was crewing for a big-budget remake of Necroville, with the same cast, but due to scheduling conflicts Billy couldn't play Jack so I was somehow shanghaied into doing it. I kept thinking that it would be confusing to have guys with dark hair and glasses in both of the lead roles, and also that I wasn't in good enough shape to do the fight scenes.
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read your eddas, kids [Oct. 9th, 2008|09:23 am]
In my dream I was doing hallucinogenic mushrooms. When I ate them, they tasted like criminis.

I rode away from the house that I was living in by hanging on to the roof of a car while people drove it. I got to the end of a block and jumped off when I decided it would be dangerous.

I got to a bar ( that I might have actually also been an employee at). I was speaking to a woman of the "perfect woman for me" archetype, and soon we were walking away from the bar together. I asked her if she needed someplace to crash and she said yes.

In the dream I let her sleep next to me in her own bed, after promising her that I would not try anything ( just like that warrior in the Eddic poem ). I kept my promise. In the morning, she was gone.

All of my cousins were there in the living room eating cereal.
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What you dream about in exile. [Oct. 7th, 2008|09:57 am]
Yet another in the "Fuck this, Im going home to New Mexico" series. I was also telekinetic.

For much of the dream, I was in the tunnels beneath The University of Illinois, trying to get out. There was this group of fundamentalists in middle school who tried to save the soul of the guy who wore combat boots and black fingernail polish to school and never did his homework ( that would be me. ) At UNM, one of the fundamentalists sat down next to me in German class, looked over, reognized me, and was visibly startled to see me. I think he was surprised to see me earn B's and A's. In the dream, I kept running into the fundamentalist in the steam tunnels and he kept asking me if I was alright. I freaked him out with my telekinesis.

I finally found my way up. In the dream I was crying for much of the time. There is a tunnel between the graduate library and the undergraduate library AT UI, and this is where I emerged. You can see sky from the cafe, and this is where I climbed up and out, all the while saying "Fuck this shit. Im going back." What was messed up and confusing about it is that one of the places I said, in my dream, that I was going back to, was Spokane.
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(no subject) [Sep. 28th, 2008|05:17 pm]
I went to the Garland movie theater to see a Star Wars movie - part of a new trilogy Lucas made to appease fans. "To make it up to them that the last trilogy sucked so hard," said Lucas. Turned out the movie was a drama about the life and loves of Imperial office workers. 15 minutes into the movie, people were rioting and setting things on fire.
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(no subject) [Sep. 24th, 2008|02:31 pm]
I was in the woods west of Cheney, Wa, watching my father build a house. While he was doing this, we were being invaded by russians in a scene out of Red Dawn.

Then I was trying to save a woman and a little girl from a series of hitmen who wanted to kill them for something that they knew. We were trying to escape to Mexico.

In one of the better scenes of the dream, I knocked a derringer pistol out of the hand of one baddy and shot him with it in a struggle.
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Different Tastes [Sep. 23rd, 2008|04:29 am]
If you had ordered Sushi and a Latte you wouldnt have stood out immediatelyCollapse )
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(no subject) [Sep. 3rd, 2008|12:23 pm]
I was on mars, which had been freshly terrafomed with breathable air, but still desert-like, collecting guitar picks from the soil. I showed them to a team of scientists.

"Evidence that, in very ancient times, before some disaster destroyed the biosphere of Mars, this planet hosted a diverse variety of teenage garage bands." I said to them.

Then I was at the Winrock mall in Albuquerque, explaining to my nephew how to fly like a superhero. I opened a door and flew in circles over the parkinglot, and came back.

"See." I said to him upon returning. "The trick is to avoid colliding with powerlines, hot air balloons, and airplanes."

I found myself alone in the desert - in the foothills of the Sandias.

Then I was sailing a white sailboat across a lake in siberia, watching floating ice float past me. The sky was full of unpowered aircraft - gliders, parachutists, and hang gliders. The lower layers of air were full of cranes, white geese, and other white waterfowl.

At the end of my dream I was in a Teaching ESL class in outer mongolia, with people of various eurasian and asian ethnicities. Madonna was sitting to the left of me - in her underwear. The teacher of the class was an american man with long hair. I raised my hand.

"Yes." he said. and pointed at me.

"Are you guys hiring? Because I already have a degree in this." A blue eyed kashmiri woman looked at me. The teacher stared at me, and then approached my desk. From it he removed my Gulf Shores Alabama shot glass - ( the one with the pirate-style skull and crossbones ).

"Well this is hardly appropriate to have in class" he said. He took it back and put it on his desk. "It would be a shame if it broke. And yes, we are hiring."

I realized that having a shot glass on my desk made me look bad, and I probably wouldnt get the job. I looked out the window and saw paragliders, gliders, parachutists and hang gliders over that siberian lake - all in white and flying through the air and descending in white equipment and vehicles. There were numerous white geese, ducks, and cranes taking off and landing in the water.
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Rhiannon ( will you ever win ) [Aug. 31st, 2008|02:21 am]
I was trying to catch up with a pregnant woman who was riding a horse. No matter how fast I ran or walked, I could not catch up with her. I finally did - on a dirt road on a hill in a midwestern town. When I arrived, she was waiting on the horse. There were also two men and a dog.
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